Weird and Sometimes Wonderful Beers

These bottles are a little quirky, but surprisingly good.

By Don McSwiney for Avenue Calgary's June edition.

Don McSwiney’s beer drinking resume includes 25 years of enthusiastic consumption, as a private citizen and member of The Dino Martinis. Turn-ons include long walks on the beach, beer, discovering great new beer and talking or writing about beer. Turn-offs include beer snobs and those unwilling to give different beer styles a chance.

 

  • Cave Creek Chili Beer
  • Blanche du Paradis
  • Fish Tale Organic Wild Salmon Pale Ale
  • Bulldog Amber Ale
  • Mamma Mia! Pizza Beer
  • Chipotle Ale
  • Péché Mortel
  • Baltika
Cave Creek Chili Beer

Cerveceria Mexicana, Tecate, Mexico

4.7% Lager

Like spicy food? Like beer? Beer with a chili stuck in it should be a natural, right? Survival impulse to swallow or spit poison kicks in after the first sip. The lager is a cheap, adjunct-grade brew. Bottled hate.

Where to drink it: Enjoy at your next he-man, monster truck pull or macho competition or at your niece’s (the one who can’t cook) dinner party to paralyze your mouth.

Pairing: Water. Ice. Poor decision-making skills.